please go to the following links and make love with your nearest and dearest or in shadys case his dominatrix but that's another story,grab yourself a beer or a cup of tea or coffee.take off your shoes sit down and relax and have a nice meal of fried monkey heads.random bud requests are not wanted as well chat to me on forums first although if anyones desperate for a bud warriors never choosy,though as he's 73,bald and has false teeth he can't afford to be and only bud wifey if you can give her something pink,i offered her some pink toilet paper but she declined the offer,said there's nothing wrong with using your hands lol,she's not really like that she's a lovely lady with a lovely name.any gays or lesbians then corrupts your man,he's open and friendly to all.we all love shady he's cute and cuddly and everyone's friend yes he sounds and acts like my old grandma and she was always peeing herself and forgetting peoples names as well.went to australia the other week nice people but a bit primitive anyway i found out why lebgirl has a dentist next to her house,bit into one of her mothers cakes broke 2 of my teeth.still waste not want not,sent the cakes to miaiad to use as hand grenades against the israelis except that they were so heavy they sank the boat transporting them.anyway people in the name of charity i am now helping those less fortunate then me so bought sbor new clothes,shady a penis extension,wifey a course with a psychiatrist to get over this pink obsession which is so obviously showing off her gay side.nancz a decaffeination session how can one person drink so much coffee?am sending sady to heaven which is a chocolate factory for her.donkey gets a whole field of carrots and a whole shop of pink thongs for shady but will they make shadys bum look big?got 3 virgins lined up for lyndal they are all over 80 with sagging boobs and false teeth but that's what lyndal likes.see you all later